We'll Hide it in There (Living on a Prayer Parody) by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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We'll Hide it in There (Living on a Prayer Parody)
GINNY WEASLEY:
Once upon a time,
Not so long ago:
You know, I believed in all books,
Journal by my side.
Mind theft was all took
To see, to see.
Written words have a hidden force.
Trust and believing gives power, of course.
For good-or bad.
I know there are no wizard busts anywhere,
and certainly no diadems
Resting above their stare.
No vanishing cabinets to beware
In here- The book's safe, I'd swear.
Oh, room has no snare.
Whoa whoa not a horcrux lair.
Take my hand, and we'll hide it in there.
Whoa whoa you'll never know where.
So you've got an evil tome.
The Room of Requirement can
Be its new home.
Messy, messy.
I'll
Spells (parody of Cats musical) by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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Spells (parody of Cats musical)
Wizard Kids
Song: Jellicle Cats
Setting: First day of school in Harry's fourth year; students filtering out of the carriages and into the school
FRED: Were you cursed when you're born? Can you vex a house elf?
GEORGE: Have you searched for a gnome just to toss it away?
HARRY: Have you ever heard a scream come from the bookshelf?
GINNY: Do you, to your journal, have to mind what you say?
ALL STUDENTS:
Because wizard kids are, and wizard kids do.
Wizard kids do, and wizard kids would.
Wizard kids would, and wizard kids can.
Wizard kids can, and wizard kids do.
LEE: When you come to your meal, does it appear alone?
COLIN: Do you wan
Boy-Who-Lived (Parody) by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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Boy-Who-Lived (Parody)
It's eight o'clock on a Monday morn.
The Hogwarts crowd has a rend.
There's an old man watching over them,
And he once was sort of Harry's friend.
He thinks, "Son, you can save us from Voldemort.
I'm not really sure how to win,
But it's you that he's marked, and I knew from the start
That you would grow up to best him."
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
We're so glad that you're the Boy-Who-Lived.
We're so glad you survived.
For, we're all in the mood for peace now and
Can't have fun 'til You-Know-Who's died.
Now Ron's supposed to be a friend of his.
He's one of the three of light,
And he hates more Malfoy than any othe
Ginny, We're Going Down (Parody) by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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Ginny, We're Going Down (Parody)
HARRY:
Is this more than you bargained for yet?
I've been waiting to do this for so long but can't quite cope
Cause that's just how it works, I guess.
HERMIONE:
More in the woods, waiting to get to take him.
We're just a blot on their kill list,
But he's at the front of the line.
(A blot on their kill list, but he's at the front of the line.)
GINNY:
Grab a wand. Cast a spell.
We're all here fighting and fighting the winning team.
FRED:
We may go down, down on the bloody war ground,
But, Ginny, we're going down swinging!
RON:
We'll be his mates 'til the end, I know it,
A team with skill they won't see 'til we show it.
HERMION
Harry and Lord V (Parody) by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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Harry and Lord V (Parody)
Prologue
Once upon a time in a non-Muggle land,
A young boy lived in a cozy cottage.
He lived there with his parents, an innocent babe,
But he had enemies, the Death Eaters.
And then, on Halloween,
James Potter's old crony came to the Hollow
And brought with him Lord Voldemort
To gain a false power from the hated Lord.
Not grasping his presence, The Potters
Could not flee the Dark Lord,
And he entered Godric's Hollow.
Wormtail's name clued him to be deceiving the Potters,
But Sirius Black was blamed.
Harry was the only to live
Through the Dark Lord's Avada Kedavra curse,
The only Potter to survive the bout.
Harry lived with
The Pureblood Life (Parody from La Vie Boheme) by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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The Pureblood Life (Parody from La Vie Boheme)
The Aurors come into Azkaban just after Voldemort's fall to deposit a newly incriminated Death Eater and, of course, to spread the news of You-Know-Who's demise. The inmates, insanity aside, are less than willing to accept his fate and/or know that he will return.
(ALL does not include Kingsley or Moody.)
Moody, Kingsley walks in with a Death Eater suspect. Bellatrix immediately uncurls from the corner of her cell.
BELLATRIX
Who's here?
KINGSLEY
One more crony.
Other Death Eaters come to the bars of their cells.
BELLATRIX, RODOLPHUS, RABASTAN, DOLOHOV
A phony.
The Death Eaters mutter to themselves as Moody sings.
MOODY
So you say,
Student Here-Argus Filch by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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Student Here-Argus Filch
Student Here Nelly's "Hot in Herre" sung by Argus Filch
Student.....
A student here.....
A student.....
Want a little bit of "AH! AH!"
And a little bit of "AH! AH!"
Just a little bit of "AH! AH!"
It is night; kids in bed, so they said.
Right! Catch them red; wanna skin them dead.
Lookin' for the next time to shoot my steam. (You know.)
Lookin' for the next time to hear them scream.
Then, uh, I'm chainin'. Let me hang 'em.
Let me beat all of those heathens.
Check it: have 'em locked up through each of the four seasons.
Shackles, paddles, get them feelin'.
No deceivin', nothin up their sleeves, no teasin'.
Now, I want to set up-
Harry Potter's Emo Song (Parody) by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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Harry Potter's Emo Song (Parody)
Dear Diary,
Feel: Apathetic
My life is just so demanding. I couldn't get Hermione to help me do my potions work or Transfiguration essay. It sucks because I've no time with other duties like Occlumency lessons with Snape and helping my friends and, of course, fighting Voldemort. And it doesn't help that I couldn't get a girlfriend to save my life, even though most of the girls want me. Some days...
I'm the Boy-Who-Lived,
Nonconforming as can be.
You could break all the rules, too,
If you'd act just like me.
I have disheveled hair,
And a scar on my face.
I'm good enough at Quidditch
To win any broom race.
Now, I feel real deep
'Cau
I'm Only Second Rate (Parody) by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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I'm Only Second Rate (Parody)
(as sung by Helena Ravenclaw)
I must admit
My potion skills aren't quite perfect.
But I should get to pass up
My dear old mum!
At every chance
To do better than her
I look to be dumb!
C'mon, Mum,
Let senility come!
I try to win her
With a cheering charm,
But niceness gets me nil
Or even disarmed!
I'll guess it's just my fate.
Ever since my birthdate,
I have been second rate!
My transfiguration has
Won me some acclaim,
But Mum says I must learn
More to win magic fame,
So for my education,
She reiterates!
Guess I'm just second rate!
Men cower at the power
She possesses,
But I can't even buy
Rank on the list!
At
Now We Can Turn Back Time (Cher Parody) by SaturnsRevolution, literature
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Now We Can Turn Back Time (Cher Parody)
DUMBLEDORE:
Now you should make some time,
Help convicts get away.
I just have to bewilder you with
What I say.
HARRY:
I don't know how you took the things you did.
I don't know how you learned the things you learned.
All I know is you dropped Sibyll for good.
Now we need to help and have to make time?
HERMIONE:
I didn't really want to dupe you.
I didn't mean to steal the show.
Now we must help them fly.
Oh, Harry...
So I can turn back time.
I did it ev'ryday.
I'd turn my turner and not tell you
In this way.
Now we can save some lives.
No Ron, just me and you.
Then you'll hug me, hug me,
Make the fans confused.
Now we c